All Hail the Mighty Cuddles

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
emzawheezy
paradises-library

‘Any normal person, they crawl off if they get a beating. Or they have the sense to stay down, at least. But sometimes you get one who just won’t let go… Idiots who’ll go on fighting long after they should stop…’

‘I think I recognize the type, yes,’ said Lady Sybil, with an irony that failed to register with Sam Vimes until some days later.

- The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett

todaysbird
homeofhousechickens

It's all be gay do crime intill you tell someone illegal chickens might be helpful for their situation, if your cool with it and your neighbors are cool with it then you can be the change that gets them legalized in your area especially if you convince your neighbors to get some as well. People doing that is why my chickens are legal in the first place.

homeofhousechickens

And not only are my birds legal because of people doing this stuff before me we are also allowed to sell our chicken related goods without any like a license/permit you can just do it from your house which I know quite a few people who were positively impacted because of that.

humanityissstrange
captainsblogsupplemental

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polteaageist

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’

Perfect.

ingridverse

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

sniperct

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humanityissstrange
chirotus:
“ geekgirlsmash:
“ spookyaddiction:
“ motherfuckingurl:
“ powerviolent:
“ A CLOUD FELL?
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Snow?
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that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake
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Let me tell you a story.
My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One...
powerviolent

A CLOUD FELL?

motherfuckingurl

Snow?

spookyaddiction

that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake

geekgirlsmash

Let me tell you a story.

My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water needed changed, and I went to her, the darling teenager that I was, and said, “Mom, can we put bubble bath in the hot tub?”

She looked at me like I’d lost my damned mind, a look that I got from my mom a lot.

“But, mom, we’re going to be changing the water!,” I insisted. 

She told me I could, so I called all of my friends, because dear god I was putting bubble bath in the fucking hot tub, and this might be the best thing I’d done in my entire life. And with a full size bottle of bubble bath in hand we all got in the hot tub, I upended the whole bottle, and turned on the jets. 

The bubbles started rising at an alarming rate, soon I could see nothing but bubbles because they’d engulfed my head. There was much laughter as we all got buried in the foam. After awhile I finally stood up. There were three feet of solid bubbles towering above the hot tub, the deck looked about like the picture above, there were bubbles in the trees, and wafting into my neighbors’ lawns. Everything was bubbles, and to date it still might be the best thing I’ve ever done in my life. 

chirotus

I’m adding this to my bucket list